Animal Jokes
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
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Q: Why do you bring fish to a party?
A: Because it goes good with chips.
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Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would go up.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!
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Q: What did the frog say when he heard “time flies when you are having fun?”
A: Time is fun when you’re having flies!
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Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: It gave a little wine!
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Q: Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
A: To hide in a bag of M&M’s.
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?
A: A woolen jumper!
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Q: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
A: Glass flippers.
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Q: Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
A: Catfish
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny.
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Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew.
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