Bird Jokes
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
Q: Why couldn't anyone see the bird?
A: Because it was in da skies! (disguise)
Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
Q: What kind of math do birds like?
A: Owlgebra. Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl. Boy: Who?
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
Q: How do blue jays stay fit?
A: Wormups.
Q: What kind of bird runs the church?
A: A cardinal!
Q: Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A: Because he had a very big bill.
Q: How do you get a raven to stop calling?
A: Take away its cell phone?
Q: What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A: Don't ask her out again.
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