Chicken Jokes
Q: Whats the difference between meat and chicken?
A: If you beat your chicken it dies.
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: To see his brother!
Q: What kind of chicken grows on a tree?
A: Poultry.
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken!
Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had drumsticks.
Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?
A: Piece of Cake.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser!
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: What do you call a smelly coward?
A: A funky chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it is an independent female flightless bird.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.
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