Cat Jokes That Are Just Hilarious
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: a duck-filled platy puss.
Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
Q: What's striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion!
Q: What is a cat's favorite dance move?
A: The Purr-colator.
Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.
Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!
Q: What do you call a cat race?
A: A meowathon.
Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?
A: Because it "littered"
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!
Q: What is a cats favorite vegetable?
A: As-purr-agus.
Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
Q: Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?
A: She let the cat out of the bag.
Q: Why are cats so good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote?
A: Paws
Q: Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog?
A: She was purr-plexed.
Q: What do cats like to eat on sunny days?
A: Mice cream cones!
Q: What do you call a cat that doesn't use the litter box?
A: A pet project.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What kind of car does a fat cat drive?
A: a Catillac!
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
Q: What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder?
A: A purr-ate!
Q: What do you call a cat that smells good?
A: prrrr-fume.
