Cat Jokes That Are Just Hilarious
Q: What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens.
Q: Why don’t cats play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q: How did the cat say when it met the mouse?
A: Pleased to eat you.
Q: What do you call a cat police force?
A: Claw enforcement.
Q: What do cats do after an argument?
A: They hiss and make up.
Q: What do you call a cat that convince you of anything?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Q: Why was the cat grouchy?
A: Bad mewed.
Q: What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had mittens.
Q: What do cats wear when they sleep?
A: paw-jamas!
Q: Which vegetable do cats like the most?
A: As-purr-agus.
Q: What is a cat’s favorite cereal?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: What do you call cats that live in igloos?
A: Eskimeows
Q: If the lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, then what do cats run on?
A: Their paws.
Q: What do cats like to eat on hot days?
A: Mice cream cones.
Q: What state has the most cats?
A: Petsylvania
Q: What do you call a cat criminal?
A: A Purr-petrator
Q: Why was the cat grouchy?
A: Bad mewed.
Q: Where can your cat can sit, but you can’t?
A: Your lap.
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