Cat Jokes
Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?
A: Because it "littered"
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!
Q: What is a cats favorite vegetable?
A: As-purr-agus.
Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
Q: Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?
A: She let the cat out of the bag.
Q: Why are cats so good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote?
A: Paws
Q: Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog?
A: She was purr-plexed.
Q: What do cats like to eat on sunny days?
A: Mice cream cones!
Q: What do you call a cat that doesn't use the litter box?
A: A pet project.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What kind of car does a fat cat drive?
A: a Catillac!
Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
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