Bee Jokes
Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Becase he found his honey
Q: What do you call a bears without ears?
A: B's
Q: What do you call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee!
Q: What's a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!
Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!
Q: What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship?
A: The Honeymoon period.
Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wassabee!
Q: What do you call a bee that can't stop eating?
A: Chub-bee.
Q: What kind of bee is a sore loser?
A: a cryba-bee
Q: Who protects the Queen Bee?
A: Her Hub-bee.
Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred!
Q. What's the last thing to go through a bees mind when it hits your windshield?
A. Its bum.
Q: Why did the bee go to the barbershop?
A: To get a buzz-cut.
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB
Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?
A: a Greyhound Buzz.
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