Porcupine Jokes That Make You Laugh
Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: The pricks are on the outside on a porcupine!
Q: What do you call an Porcupine with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the Porcupine stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A: a porky-pine
Q: Why did the Porcupine cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
A: An animal that knits its own sweaters
Q: When does a Porcupine go "moo"?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a Porcupine that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
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