Animal Jokes
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story
Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
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