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Thứ Tư, 28 tháng 12, 2016

Llama Jokes Funny

Llama Jokes

Q: What's llama's favourite film?
A: Llamadeus 

Q: Who is the llama spiritual leader? 
A: The Dalai Llama 

Q: What's more amazing than a talking llama? 
A: A spelling bee! 

Q: Why did the llama cross the road? 
A: Because it was the chicken's day off. 

Q: What did the camel say to the llama? 
A: Let me teach you how to spit. 

Q: What did the llama have for dinner? 
A: Llama-ables 

Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas? 
A: llamanated 

Q: What do you call a very fast llama? 
A: a Llamagini 

Q: What did the pellet say to the llama? 
A: Don't eat me 

Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass? 
A: Nice knawing you! 

Q: What did the llama say to his friend? 
A: Is your mama a llama? 

Q: What kind of animal does yoga? 
A: A Shangri-llama. 

Q: Why aren't llamas in rodeos? 
A: `Cause they ain't ticklish! 

Q: Why did the llama fall out of the tree? 
A: Because it was dead 

Q: What's the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas? 
A: Alpacas have more dark meat! 

Q: What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night? 
A: They tell each other scary llama stories. 

Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 12, 2016

Bee Jokes For Kids That Are Funny

Bee Jokes

Q: Why did the bee get married? 
A: Becase he found his honey 

Q: What do you call a bears without ears? 
A: B's 

Q: What do you call a wasp? 
A: A wanna-bee! 

Q: What's a bees favorite novel? 
A: The Great Gats-bee! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? 
A: A hum dinger! 

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer? 
A: Sting! 

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group? 
A: The bee gees! 

Q: What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship? 
A: The Honeymoon period. 

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee? 
A: Wassabee! 

Q: What do you call a bee that can't stop eating? 
A: Chub-bee. 

Q: What kind of bee is a sore loser? 
A: a cryba-bee 

Q: Who protects the Queen Bee? 
A: Her Hub-bee. 

Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir? 
A: A humdred! 

Q. What's the last thing to go through a bees mind when it hits your windshield? 
A. Its bum. 

Q: Why did the bee go to the barbershop? 
A: To get a buzz-cut. 

Q: What do you call a bee born in May? 
A: A maybe! 

Q: What kind of bee can't be understood? 
A: A mumble bee! 

Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America? 
A: USB 

Q: Where do bees keep their money? 
A: In a honey box! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? 
A: a Greyhound Buzz. 

Animal Jokes That Are Really Funny

Animal Jokes

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile

Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.

Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!

Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

See more: Funny animal jokes

Thứ Tư, 14 tháng 12, 2016

Funniest Cat Jokes That Are Really Funny

Cat Jokes

Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? 
A: Because it "littered" 

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? 
A: An octopuss! 

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? 
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit! 

Q: When the cat's away.....? 
A: The house smells better! 

Q: What is a cats favorite vegetable? 
A: As-purr-agus. 

Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza? 
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus. 

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a frog? 
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night! 

Q: Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? 
A: She let the cat out of the bag. 

Q: Why are cats so good at video games? 
A: Because they have nine lives! 

Q: What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote? 
A: Paws 

Q: Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog? 
A: She was purr-plexed. 

Q: What do cats like to eat on sunny days? 
A: Mice cream cones! 

Q: What do you call a cat that doesn't use the litter box? 
A: A pet project. 

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas? 
A: Santa Claws! 

Q: What kind of car does a fat cat drive? 
A: a Catillac! 

Q: Why was the cat so small? 
A: Because it only ate condensed milk! 

See more: Daily jokes

Thứ Tư, 7 tháng 12, 2016

Ferret Jokes Funny

Ferret Jokes Funny



Q: What do you call a mismatched pair of socks in the wash? 
A: Evidence. 

Q: How do you drive a ferret crazy? 
A: Give him a round litter pan. 

Q: What is a ferret's favorite song? 
A: Dook, dook, dook, dook of Earl... 

Q: How many California ferret owners does it take to change a lightbulb? 
A: Thousands. 

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite president? 
A: John Fitchgerald Kennedy. 

Q: What do you call an ferret with a carrot in each ear? 
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you! 

Q: What did the grape say when the ferret stood on it? 
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 

Q: Why did the ferret cross the road? 
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done! 

Q: When does a ferret go "moo"? 
A: When it is learning a new language! 

Q: Why did the blonde give her ferret a coke? 
A: Because when she was young her parents told her "Pop goes to the Weasel". 

Q: What do you call a ferret that can pick up an elephant ? 
A: Sir! 

Q: What do Muhammed Ali and Bandit the Ferret have in common? 
A: They both know how to duke it out. 

Q: Ferrets favor fashions by which designer? 
A: Alberta Ferretti. 

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite composer? 
A: Ferretric Chopin. 

Q: Who is a ferret's favorite band? 
A: The Ferretones. 

Q: Which ferret became an author of stories set in WWII and after? 
A: Elie Weasel. 

Q: Which high-kicking ferret won the Gold in Tae Kwon Do at the '92 Olympic Games? 
A: Herb Ferretz. 

Q: Who is the ferret Zionist prime minister? 
A: Shimon Ferretz. 

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 12, 2016

Porcupine Jokes That Make You Laugh

Porcupine Jokes That Make You Laugh


Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? 
A: The pricks are on the outside on a porcupine! 

Q: What do you call an Porcupine with a carrot in each ear? 
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you! 

Q: What did the grape say when the Porcupine stood on it? 
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? 
A: a porky-pine 

Q: Why did the Porcupine cross the road? 
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine? 
A: An animal that knits its own sweaters 

Q: When does a Porcupine go "moo"? 
A: When it is learning a new language! 

Q: What do you call a Porcupine that can pick up an elephant ? 
A: Sir! 
 

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