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Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?
A: You got to be kitten me.
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrple!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A: A peeping tom.
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
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